blood + water in 2.05 Mukozuke

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severalbadpunslater:

this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media

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licensed-to-ruffle-dat-hair:

vivelafat:

ladyavenal:

sherlock-hannibal:

Oh Ben

I don’t think I can not reblog this anymore.

Fifty years from now two teenagers, madly in love, go on holiday to England and while there decide to visit a cemetery where so many famous people are buried. “Look, look” the girl says excitedly, “There is David Tennent, Grandma says he was the best doctor ever; whatever that means!” The boy just smiles. He has a special grave he has brought her to see; the grave of a famous man, with a very famous voice. “Look.” He points, “There it is: Benedict Cumberbatch. You know, he did the voice of Smaug in that old Hobbit movie. I used to watch it as a kid. It’s always been my favorite.” “What’s that it says on his gravestone there at the bottom?” asks the girl. They gently wipe away the moss and the boy reads it aloud “It says… ‘I ALSO DID THE MOTION CAPTURE.’”

^^This ALL of this ^^

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upgraders:

chapsnats:

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
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fandomsarelikesex:

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

should i tell him

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maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

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anuminous:

Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Fuck yeah. Best PSA ever seen.

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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